Robbing the Bank

Robbing the Bank is the fourth episode of The Super Wario Bros. Wah-wah Show!

About
Wario sees an ad for a spanking new TV, and then his team executes another robbery.

X-Men

 * Wario
 * Waluigi
 * Bowser

Koopa Mafia

 * Dry Bones
 * Some tiny moron that nobody cares about
 * Boo
 * Koopa
 * Goomba

The Fantastic Four

 * Mario
 * Luigi

Other Peeps

 * Mr. Jenkins
 * Another tiny moron that absolutely no one cares about

Scene 1: We Gotta Get That TV!
WARIO is watching TV in the living room. WALUIGI enters the room. "WALUIGI: Hey, WARIO! Guess wha-""WARIO: Shush it! I'm watching TV.""SHOPPING CHANNEL NARRATOR: And we got this noice TV, costs about $1,000. Just about everything you need in a TV and more, very brilliant! Only available online at our website, failmart.com.""WARIO: Oh my god.. I need that TV!"BOWSER walks into the room. "BOWSER: Hey, boss! What- ..Are you seriously watching the Failmart Shopping Channel?""WARIO: Yes, why?""BOWSER: You do know that Failmart is full of fail, right? I mean, come on! It's in their name! The things they have never work right!""WARIO: Whatever it fails at, I'm sure I can hire somebody to make it work. Anyone got money so I can buy this TV?""BOWSER: I got 50 cent!""WALUIGI: And I just got-""WARIO: Quiet, WALUIGI! No one wants to listen to you!""WALUIGI (grumbling to himself): Fine, I'll just use the $1,500 for cheese...""WARIO: Well, it's obvious that none of you have the money, so I have a plan. We rob the bank!""BOWSER: Wait, rob the bank? Can't we just steal the TV itself?""WALUIGI: But it said it's only available online.""WARIO: Yeah, it clearly said that, BOWSER. Weren't you listening?""BOWSER: ..I wasn't even there when it said that, so I didn't know!""WARIO: Whatever. Everyone get your robber masks and stuff, we're goin' to the bank!"

Scene 2: This is Another Robbery!
WARIO, BOWSER, and WALUIGI are just outside the bank, wearing the robber stuff. "WARIO: Remember, guys, after we take the money, we don't stop for anything. We run straight to our house. I don't want the Koopa Mafia trying to mess with our plans again.""BOWSER: Deal.""WALUIGI: Yeah, that was a whole mess."The trio then pushes through the doors. MR. JENKINS can be seen at the front desk. "WARIO: Wait, you work here too?! I-I mean- EVERYONE GET YOUR DAMN FUCKING BODIES ON THE GROUND RIGHT THIS INSTANT!!""WALUIGI: Guy at the front desk, don't you move!"Everyone drops on the ground except MR. JENKINS. "MR. JENKINS: Wait, what did you want me to do? Did you want me to get on the ground or not move?""BOWSER: It would be good if you showed us the loot, mothafucka!"The sirens are blaring at this point. "MR. JENKINS: Well, fine."MR JENKINS starts to go to the back, albeit very slowly. BOWSER cocks his gun. "BOWSER: Go faster, maggot! We don't have all damn day!"MR. JENKINS continues to be slow. Just when BOWSER was about to shoot him, MARIO suddenly appears and knocks out BOWSER with a ground pound to the head.

Scene 3: Aw shit, it's the Mario Brothers!
"WARIO: BOWSER! Oh, no.. It's the Mario Brothers!" MARIO and LUIGI stands in the center of the bank. Police sirens can be heard. "MARIO: We shall not stand for your crimes, you fartudinous lump of poo!""LUIGI: I suggest you exit the bank peacefully to police custody before we do the same thing to you as we did to BOWSER!""WARIO: You fools!! I will show you both why you shouldn't mess with the X-Men!""WALUIGI: Yeah, bring it!"At this point, every innocent has been escorted out of the building for their safety, while MR. JENKINS is hiding in the back.. They all fight. WARIO and WALUIGI are noticeably struggling against MARIO and LUIGI. "WARIO: First the Koopa Mafia, now the brothers themselves...""MARIO: I have the upper hand, WARIO! You best give up while you can!"WARIO has been holding up a fart for the past three days... "WARIO: You think you can just mess with me like this? I THINK NOT!"WARIO lets out an Atomic Fart, blowing the bank up and killing every police and innocent in the vicinity of the bank. WARIO, WALUIGI, BOWSER, MARIO, and LUIGI survived. MR. JENKINS also managed to survive, although he fainted from the foul stench like MARIO and LUIGI just did. "WARIO: Can't believe it had to come to that...""WALUIGI: *cough* Let's get outta here!!"WARIO and WALUIGI gets out of the vicinity of the Atomic Fart, with both struggling to carry BOWSER. They head home. Meanwhile, nearby, some Koopa Mafia members were coming out of a cinema. "SOME TINY MORON THAT NOBODY CARES ABOUT: That movie su- Wait, what the hell?"They all notice the Atomic Fart gases at what is left of the bank. "DRY BONES: Looks like we missed out on one of the X-Men's schemes.""BOO: Wasn't the bank just there?""KOOPA: Yes, it would appear that WARIO activated his last measure.."

Scene 4: Aftermath of Another Failure
The three are back at the house, with BOWSER still knocked out. He's lying down on the couch. "WALUIGI: Well, can't say that went better than the candy incident...""WARIO: No duh, WALUIGI! Now we can't get the TV!""WALUIGI: Wait a second...""WARIO: What?""WALUIGI: I just remembered something that I was trying to tell you earlier before you cut me off. I won 1,500 in paper money from the lottery.""WARIO: Whaat?! Why didn't you tell me sooner?!!""WALUIGI: Didn't you hear what I just said? ..Anyways, I still have the money.""WARIO: Well, that's good! Wait... You said paper money, right? Don't we need to convert that to digital? Like, online? Like in my Paypal?""WALUIGI: ...Uh...""WARIO: Nevermind! Nevermind. Forget about the new TV. It was destined to fail anyways, just like BOWSER said."WARIO goes upstairs to his bedroom. "WALUIGI: Well, looks like I'll be buying cheese after all."WALUIGI heads outside to go to the Cheese Store. Meanwhile, DRY BONES sees him from the distance. "DRY BONES: ..Perfect!"The Koopa Mafia beats up and kidnaps WALUIGI as the screen fades to black...

Trivia

 * The "Shopping Channel Narrator" is rumored to be Another tiny moron that absolutely no one cares about.
 * This episode is an example of how dangerous the Atomic Fart can be.
 * The bank was Mr. Jenkins' main job. His side job is the candy store from previous episode.
 * The movie theater happened to have soundproof walls, which is the sole reason why the Koopa Mafia ended up not hearing the Atomic Fart.