The War Begins

The War Begins is the first episode of The Super Wario Bros. Wah-wah Show!

About
Local evil organization throws a party for a group of vigilantes who take down evil organizations. What could go wrong?

X-Men

 * Wario
 * Waluigi
 * Homer Simpson
 * Bowser

McDonald's Team

 * Malleo

Scene 1: Party Set-up
WARIO is shown in his house with party decorations."WALUIGI: Uh... There a party going on?""WARIO: Why, yes!""WALUIGI: What for?""WARIO: The Koopa Mafia.""WALUIGI: ...Why? They're gonna try and kill us soon, I know it!""WARIO: Who cares? You prepared the food, right?""WALUIGI: You didn't tell me anything about making fo-"Just before WALUIGI could finish, WARIO pulls out a gun and shoots him. However, WARIO didn't know beforehand that the gun had paralyzing bullets.

Scene 2: Party Mishap
10 hours later, after WALUIGI got shot.."WARIO: Waaaaaaaaah!! That GOOMBA ruined my 200,000 dollar pool table!!""WALUIGI: Some dumbass BOO called me a baby girl!!""HOMER SIMPSON: That hamburger or something made Moe's Bar asplode! Now MOE 's dead!!""MALLEO: I believe that hamburger you're talking about is SOME TINY MORON THAT NOBODY CARES ABOUT.""HOMER SIMPSON: ...Wait, who let this guy in here? He's not an X-Man!"HOMER SIMPSON proceeds to shoot MALLEO. MALLEO teleports to a nearby hospital, and vows to get his revenge on the X-Men."BOWSER: DRY BONES drank all of my super-rare Koopa Beer, then he puked all over WARIO 's bed!!""WARIO: That's it! I've heard enough! We're gonna KICK 'EM OUT!"

Scene 3: Declaration
The X-Men burst into the guest room with guns, only to find the Koopa Mafia gone, and the place trashed."WARIO: Grrr... Where did they go?!""WALUIGI: Looks like they stole stuff from us...""WARIO: Wait, aren't you supposed to be dead?!"WARIO, without hesitation, shoots WALUIGI again multiple times. However, just like before, WALUIGI just got paralyzed due to WARIO using the exact same gun and ammo."BOWSER: Looks like they stole our Cheese, weapons, and a whopping 800,000 dollars.""WARIO: ...They think they can get away with this, don't they? Well, not on our watches!! THIS MEANS WAR!!!"The episode ends with WARIO looking heroic, yet he picks his nose as the camera fades.

Trivia

 * The 200,000 dollar pool table was stolen from Peach.
 * The Koopa Beer Bowser mentions is an unlicensed drink that is exclusive to his kingdom. Each drink contains 1% of Bowser's pee, which ups the chance of barfing if you drink too much of it in one go.
 * Waluigi is a closet brony.
 * The reason why Malleo was there is because he crashes parties often. Curiously, though, there was no widespread advertisement of the party due to it being specifically for the Koopa Mafia. He must've noticed the commotion going on and decided to join in.
 * Moe didn't become a bartender for the X-Men willingly.