Eat My Dust!

Eat My Dust! is the second episode of The Super Wario Bros. Wah-wah Show!

About
There is still plenty of dust around the house. Just when it seemed like another cleaning day, an unexpected guest helps out the brothers.

X-Men

 * Wario
 * Waluigi

Other Peeps

 * Mr. Jenkins

Scene 1: The Dust Cannibal
Two days since the party incident from last episode, WARIO wakes up to another day of cleaning, as there's dust still all over the house. He sees WALUIGI in the living room, cowering in fear at the sight of a very, very dusty man."WARIO: The hell is that?""WALUIGI: A DUST CANNIBAL! IT EATS DUST!""WARIO: ...Okay?""WALUIGI: No, really! Look!"The DUST CANNIBAL does some unintelligible mumbling, then it proceeds to consume all of the dust in the living room."WARIO: Woah! It's doing 4-hour work in about 15 seconds!""WALUIGI: It already cleaned up the kitchen! You think we should keep it until our house is dust-free?""WARIO: Definitely!"

Scene 2: Erratic Cleaning
The DUST CANNIBAL has finished consuming the dust."WARIO: You're doing some good work around here, DUST CANNIBAL. Now, go clean the rest of the house while I eat breakfast.""DUST CANNIBAL (Muffled): Stop calling me that! My name is MR. JENKINS!""WALUIGI: Wait, what?""DUST CANNIBAL (Muffled): You ruffians! Is this how you thank a hard worker like me?!""WARIO: I don't understand a single word it's saying..""WALUIGI: I think it's angry because we called it a hard worker...or something.""WARIO: Well, sor-ry! Now get to work!"WARIO shoves the DUST CANNIBAL out of the living room and proceeds to make himself some Toast in the now dustless kitchen. Meanwhile, the slightly miffed DUST CANNIBAL has begun to absorb all of the dust in the hallway, descending downstairs after leaving all the surfaces in the house sparkling with cleanliness. "WALUIGI: You sure this is a good idea, WARIO? It's rather fast, what if it breaks something expensive?""WARIO: I'm sure it's got everything under control."Suddenly, a terrific clatter is heard from the bottom floor. A vacuum cleaner revs up as loud yelling and cursing can be heard as well."WARIO: That's my ultra expensive vacuum cleaner I'm hearing!""WALUIGI: Well, we better check out that racket, then."

Scene 3: True Identity
WARIO and WALUIGI go downstairs to see a vacuum cleaner attempting to suck in a now mostly dustless MR. JENKINS."MR. JENKINS: Help me, you bastards!!""WALUIGI: That's our neighbor?! We better save him!"The two manage to save the old man from the grasp of the ultra expensive vacuum cleaner."WARIO: Be careful next time! That's super expensive!""WALUIGI: Wait, MR. JENKINS, you were the DUST CANNIBAL this entire time?""MR. JENKINS: Yes! I got dust all over myself cleaning those bookshelves!""WARIO: ..Wait, when did we call for a maid in the first place?""MR. JENKINS: Well, someone in the neighborhood did. Maybe I got the house number wrong.""WALUIGI: We'll go ahead and pay you anyways for your hard work. We desperately needed it.""WARIO: Hmm... I don't know, WALUIGI. This guy is pretty weird. I mean, he eats dust!""WALUIGI: You just don't want to pay him your precious money, I bet.""MR. JENKINS: You greedy man! I bet you'd dive into oncoming traffic just for a dime! ..I suppose I could put it on your tab.""WARIO: No idea what that means, but as long as the 'tab' does not need me to put money in it, I'm good.""MR. JENKINS: Now wait just a second.""WARIO: Your work here is done, now get out of our house.""MR. JENKINS: I'll tell you what a goddamn tab is, alri-"WARIO then throws MR. JENKINS up to the ceiling, crashing through the roof and sailing into the sky."WALUIGI: ..Was that really necessary, WARIO?""WARIO: No, but I know what is necessary; eating my god damn Toast that I haven't eaten yet! It's getting cold, and I didn't get that thing for free, you know!"WARIO runs upstairs, as the screen fades to black.

Trivia

 * Mr. Jenkins survived after that attack. This, along with the fact that he eats dust no problem, supports the fact that he may not be quite as human as he looks.