The First Cupcake Destroying Scheme

The First Cupcake Destroying Scheme is the second episode of The Super Evil Guy Super Show!

About
Evil Guy makes an attempt to destroy New Mario's Cupcake factory.

Evil Guy Team

 * Evil Guy
 * Pickle
 * Fernando

Cupcake Team

 * New Mario
 * Mario
 * Luigi
 * Stickman

Other Losers

 * Another tiny moron that absolutely no one cares about

Scene 1: Call to Action
The episode begins at Evil Guy Tower, where EVIL GUY is sitting on his purple couch and watching television. The news, to be more specific. The unknown news reporter is pointing his camera at the newly constructed Cupcake Factory."UNKNOWN NEWS REPORTER: We are here live at the new Cupcake Factory, created by NEW MARIO. We have him live at the scene."The camera shifts to NEW MARIO 's direction."UNKNOWN NEWS REPORTER: So, how much of it has been a success?""NEW MARIO: Oh, it's doing very well. No one has tried to break in so far, but let me tell you, those Cheese Lovers sure do love putting up quite a show."There is indeed noise coming from the Cheese Lovers. Every time a new Cupcake location opens, the Cheese Lovers immediately protest. They rarely ever do anything to stop the operation, though."UNKNOWN NEWS REPORTER: Why don't they ever break in or something?""NEW MARIO: They love peace just as much as Cheese. Although, I do know one small team that may be willing to destroy this factory right now..."EVIL GUY turns off the telly."EVIL GUY: He's damn right! Minions!"PICKLE and FERNANDO run into the room."PICKLE: What's wrong, boss?""EVIL GUY: NEW MARIO has officially opened up his Cupcake Factory. Are you guys thinking what I'm thinking?""FERNANDO: Ey, we gonna destroy it!""EVIL GUY: Damn right!""FERNANDO: But how do we go about doing it, though?""PICKLE: Yeah, boss. Last time we fought the trio, we got our butts kicked!""EVIL GUY: We won't have to do any fighting. We're gonna sneak in and shut it down somehow.""PICKLE: How?""EVIL GUY: ...We'll see when we get there. Now, come on! Let's march onward."The three start to leave the room.

Scene 2: The Operation
Cut to EVIL GUY and his two minions, as they walk toward the Cupcake Factory, a massive building coated in metal and pink frosting."EVIL GUY: This must be the place.""FERNANDO: You don't say?""EVIL GUY: All right, minions, let's find a way to get into-"EVIL GUY steps on a banana, slipping and crashing through the wall with no problem. NEW MARIO, MARIO, LUIGI, and a few STICKMEN (the guards)."STICKMEN #4: Holy shit!""LUIGI: Wow.""NEW MARIO: Hahahahahaha! Imagine being this overweight that you can crash through what I thought would be unbreakable walls!!""EVIL GUY: Shut up, Cupcake lover! I'm NOT overweight!""MARIO: What are we going to do about that wall?""NEW MARIO: I'll just draw a new one. Now, before we do that..."NEW MARIO calls a horde of STICKMEN, then he runs into his office."PICKLE: We'll protect you, boss!"While EVIL GUY was slowly getting up, PICKLE and FERNANDO fought the STICKMEN. With his pyrokinetic powers, PICKLE was able to wipe out half of the STICKMEN easily. But when there was less, there appeared more, as NEW MARIO kept drawing them to life. When EVIL GUY got up, he ended up body-slamming LUIGI."MARIO: LUIGI!!"MARIO super-punches EVIL GUY, forcing him off LUIGI. EVIL GUY and FERNANDO ended up being carried and thrown far away by all the STICKMEN from the factory."FERNANDO: Oof... I knew you should've thought up of a plan beforehand.""EVIL GUY: I don't need plans! They take too much brain power.""FERNANDO: ..Wait, where's PICKLE?"Meanwhile, PICKLE has found his way to NEW MARIO 's office."NEW MARIO: Just gotta draw this new wall, and...huh?"PICKLE 's eyes searched the room, and then he noticed a big red button. He dashed toward it quickly."NEW MARIO: DON'T YOU PRESS THAT!!"PICKLE ended up pressing the button before NEW MARIO could grab him."AUTOMATED VOICE: Self-destruction imminent in 10 seconds."Beeps are heard to indicate the countdown. As NEW MARIO ran out, he tried to trap PICKLE in his office, but he ultimately failed. NEW MARIO dashed to the nearest exit, while PICKLE broke through a window. And then, the whole factory exploded.

Scene 3: Not Before I...
MARIO, LUIGI, and NEW MARIO remained mostly unscathed. Most of the STICKMEN were eradicated, though, and PICKLE was mildly injured."FERNANDO: Did you see that?! The whole thing suddenly exploded!""EVIL GUY: Hmm... If PICKLE is not here, then he must've caused it somehow! I'll give him a raise for that!""FERNANDO: Why don't you ever give me a raise?""EVIL GUY: I dunno. Maybe you're just not doing enough.""FERNANDO: Well...I'll show you someday!"At NEW MARIO 's location..."NEW MARIO: That...bastard!!!""MARIO: Don't worry, new me! We got plenty of wealth left!""LUIGI: Yeah! We'll build another one in no time!""NEW MARIO: Forget wealth. Why waste precious money when I can just draw it? ...Wait a minute!"NEW MARIO realized that he left his DrawLife Book in his office before escaping."NEW MARIO: Gah... Shit! That was my only copy, and I got it by pure luck!""MARIO: Guess we'll have to spend money, then."NEW MARIO looks in the direction of EVIL GUY and FERNANDO, who is walking toward the direction of the ruins to search for PICKLE."NEW MARIO: Not before I get rid of these idiots first. They've already caused too much.""PICKLE: Eugh..."NEW MARIO notices PICKLE, and captures him. He stuffs PICKLE inside a big bag, and ran away as fast as he could."LUIGI: Wait!""MARIO: New me, where are you going?""FERNANDO: Oh, no!!""EVIL GUY: He took PICKLE!!""FERNANDO: Where is he even going?""LUIGI: He ran without telling us! I hate when allies do this...""MARIO: How about we follow him?""EVIL GUY: Alright, but you're going to have to carry me somehow.""MARIO: No, not you! And I don't even know if that's possible! Come on, LUIGI! Let's leave these wieners!"MARIO and LUIGI ran out to the field as fast as they could, and they could barely see NEW MARIO in the distance."EVIL GUY: ..Well, we lost PICKLE, but at least we blew up the factory. FERNANDO, let's teleport to the tower, celebrate for a bit, and figure out how to save PICKLE.""FERNANDO: Right."FERNANDO teleports EVIL GUY and himself to Evil Guy Tower. The screen fades to black, and the words "To be continued..." appear on the screen.

Trivia

 * Another tiny moron that absolutely no one care about has never shown his face on TV.
 * DrawLife Books used to be much more common, but just like Garlic, everyone had to burn a copy.
 * New Mario can be pretty secretive to everyone regarding his plans.