Let's Take Them Down!

Let's Take Them Down! is the sixth episode of The Super Wario Bros. Wah-wah Show!

About
An unfriendly neighbor. A shocking secret. And a grand plan. This is only the beginning...

X-Men

 * Wario

Koopa Mafia

 * Dry Bones
 * Some tiny moron that nobody cares about
 * Koopa
 * Goomba
 * Boo
 * WaWaluigi

Other Peeps

 * Mr. Jenkins

Scene 1: Mr. Jenkins Returns!
WARIO is sitting on the couch. watching WALUIGI dance like an idiot. The door bell rang. "WARIO: Go get it, WALUIGI." "WALUIGI: Does this mean I can stop acting like a fool now?" "WARIO: Fuck no! Now get it!" "WALUIGI: Do you want me to keep dancing or not?"

"WARIO: Oh my fuckin..." WARIO gets up, pushes WALUIGI to the ground, walks over him, and opens the door. Standing there is an infuriated MR. JENKINS. "MR. JENKINS: You!" "WARIO: What's your deal?" "MR. JENKINS: I've been waiting an awfully long time for my payment, you wretched rapscallion! Remember when I cleaned your house, and I put it on the tab?" "WARIO: I suppose, but I thought I didn't need to put in any money."

"MR. JENKINS: And I was trying to explain it to you before you threw me to the ceiling! Not to mention that I recognized you from the candy store and the bank! You pretty much made me lost my job, so you better give me like $10,000 before I walk away and expose you plus your entire organization to the police!" "WARIO: Not if I have anything to say about it!!"

Scene 2: Wario Knows...
WARIO was just about to punch MR. JENKINS when WALUIGI interrupts him. "WALUIGI: W-wait! How about a bartering trade?" "MR. JENKINS: Eh?" "WARIO: What the hell is that? And I thought I told you to keep dancing like an idiot!" "WALUIGI: Uh, you know, when you trade actual stuff instead of money!"

"MR. JENKINS: Hah! Let's see you scrape up $10,000 worth of bartering goods together in the next few minutes." "WARIO: So, WALUIGI, do we have anything worth that much?""WALUIGI: I don't know..""WARIO: Hm. I think you're lying. I'll beat the truth outta you, then!""MR. JENKINS: It's alright, I can do it myself.""WARIO: Great! Get him out of my sight. I'm tired of him."MR. JENKINS starts to drag WALUIGI to his house.

"WALUIGI: Why?! I am your brother! Why are you letting him do this to me?!" "WARIO: Because...you are not WALUIGI. You tell me where he is, your torture stops."

WARIO slams the door and heads back to the couch. Meanwhile, WALUIGI teleports out of MR. JENKINS 's grasp. "MR. JENKINS: What the...! I swear to God I was holding him a second ago!"

In WARIO 's backyard, WALUIGI pulls out a walkie talkie. "WALUIGI: He knows that I am not WALUIGI. You are clear to go. Over." "SOME TINY MORON THAT NOBODY CARES ABOUT (walkie talkie): Okay, we'll be right there, over!"

Meanwhile at the Koopa Mafia HQ, in DRY BONES 's office... "DRY BONES: It's about time! Everyone, let's take them DOWN!"

Everyone rushes from Headquarters, on their way to WARIO 's house.

Scene 3: WA!
WARIO is sitting on the couch, half asleep. A hard knock is heard on the door. "WARIO: Whuh?.. One sec!"

The door rattles. The knocks on the door increase in force. WARIO starts to get up. "WARIO: Ey, cut it out! I didn't get that door for free, ya know!"

WARIO is about to open the door, but then the door flew off its hinges above WARIO 's head, just missing him. It is the Koopa Mafia. A bunch of KOOPAs appear to be holding a large sack in the distance. "WARIO: Not you guys again! What the hell do you want?"

WALUIGI enters the scene. "WARIO: Hey! I thought I had you go with MR. JENKINS!" "WALUIGI: You can't get rid of a Wa-Clone that easily..." "WARIO: WHA???" WALUIGI 's color scheme flickers, then turns negative. His true identity appears to be WAWALUIGI, also known as DOUBLE WA 2. "DOUBLE WA 2: Now, listen to the Koopa Mafia and listen well, because your brother's life is on the line." "DRY BONES: Yes! Shortly after your bank fiasco, we saw WALUIGI coming out of your door, so we decided to enact a plan we had for a while!" "SOME TINY MORON THAT NOBODY CARES ABOUT: Yes, we kidnapped him, and using our Wa-Machine..." "DOUBLE WA 2: ...they created me! Now show him who is in that large sack, fellas."

The KOOPAs drop and open the sack to reveal WALUIGI, still all tied up. One KOOPA puts a gun to his head. "DRY BONES: It all comes down to this, WARIO. You end your evil organization, we let WALUIGI live. Understand?" "WALUIGI: You gotta help me somehow, WARIO! You can't let them do this!" "KOOPA: Shut up, bitch! Or I'll give you a pinch!" "DOUBLE WA 2: You love your brother, don't you, WARIO? Make the right choice."

The screen fades to black. "To be continued..." appears on the screen.

Trivia

 * Mr. Jenkins presumably went back to his house after WaWaluigi teleported from his grasp, probably to prepare all the evidence for the cops.
 * Double Wa 1 would be WaWario.